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Re-release the Kraken!

Clash of the titans Director: Louis Leterrier Cast: Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Gemma Arterton Rated: PG-13 Running time: 106 minutes

Apparently it's back to the '80s month in movie land. Last week the delightful potty-comedy Hot Tub Time Machine sent us straight into the day-glow comedic 80's. And this week many a flashback will be had as people re-visit the quintessential 80's monster movie Clash of the Titans.

Back in the days of renting VCR's Clash of the Titans was the must-rent for anyone wanting to see amazing (read: stop motion) special effects with big monsters smashing stuff.

Those that went in wanting elaborate (or accurate) Greek theology or good acting were in the wrong place then, and they will be in the wrong place today.

In fact it is safe to say this film was made for no reason other than to answer the question: What would Clash of the Titans look like if they made it today? This is exactly what it would look like with beefcake, a princes and lots of CGI of Gods unleashing their wrath on the insolent humans.

Sadly the weakest link in the film is the usually fantastic Liam Neeson. He looked more like the sixth village person than the almighty Zeus.

As for the Sam "Avtar and Terminator Salvation guy" Worthington, well he seems to be the go to CGI action hero so you better get used to seeing his buzz cut everywhere.

Props should also be given to The Rock for being able to find work in these tough times.

In the end this movie will deliver exactly what the first did, a reasonable blend of action and special effects that will go well with a bucket of popcorn.

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